Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Islamic Pickup Lines

Jury might still be out whether Muslims have a sense of humour. But at least we can find solace in the fact that Muslim guys are just about as corny as the rest of men out there :P.

1. OMG!! I just saw part of your hair, now you are obligated to marry me.
2. Wanna date? I bought a whole box when I went to madinah.
3. Marry me so I don't have to lower my gaze everytime you walk into the room.
4. Girl you so fine. I see praying 5 times a day has really payed off.
5. Girl when I saw you I said mashAllah (praise to God), then I said inshAllah (God willing).
6. Girl...I know it's haraam (forbidden) "paying" so much "interest" in you...but I can't help myself...
7. Girl you're so hot, you make Shaytan sweat.
8. Have your mom call my mom.
9. You are the reason hijab was mandated.
10. Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?

Source: Stolen off someone's Facebook.

4 comments:

josh said...

I quite like 5 =) 6 is corny and 9 made me chuckle a bit.....

Happy birthday!

Zany said...

Awww. Thanks for remembering Josh. You put a big smile on my face =D. Thank you.

Kia said...

Lol. I have to say, if they were used on me, they'd get a smile.

Happy belated birthday!

Zany said...

Thanks Kia =)!